guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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