just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Are we still banned from the library?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Randomize