so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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