the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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