# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Randomize
