what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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