What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i think my mom watched the whole time
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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