using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
