Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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