My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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