therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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