I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Walk of Shame today included voting.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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