What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Randomize
