So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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