i already hear my dad disowning me
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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