Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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