How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
