Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
you inspire me to be a worse person
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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