I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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