Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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