I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I said "one day" and that day is not today
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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