Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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