I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
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