Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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