So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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