9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
