their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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