erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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