She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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