if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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