the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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