Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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