So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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