Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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