I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
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