How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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