don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
We need to get me chipped asap
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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