You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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