? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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