apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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