I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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