fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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