Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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