If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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