bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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