So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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