why didn't you poke me back
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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