She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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