Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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