The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
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