Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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