Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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