don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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