so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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