so explain again why im purple
no
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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